Guest blogging!

I’ve noticed that your blog consists of two major themes.  Food and Art.  Other than Josh’s amazing sidetracking the math realm (nerd alert).  So, why is your blog two headed monster?  If you’re blog is about food and art you should word smash them and call the blog f-art.  C’mon.  At least write something about a two headed monster to even things out, seriously. I mean for gods sakes, look below.  Who wouldn’t want to hear about this guy, or girl, I don’t want to be called a monsterist. Like is s/he excited about a new coffee place, does it like jazzercising?  Can I use singular pronouns with this sucka?  Is that rude and presumptious? Should it be they, or them, s/hes?  Man Too confusing.  Now I see why you don’t write about them.  Fweew.

Colin

For those of you who are unlucky enough to not know Colin Blake, he is a soon to be famous TV show/movie writer in Hollywood.  He is also funny as hell, red-headed, full bearded, and a So-Cal traitor.  I recieved the above article right before Christina wrote her last post referencing the existence of our version of the two-headed monster, which has pretty much been sleeping under a rock somewhere since the invention of this here blog.